Rawxindit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited newt.

Rawxindit created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rawxindit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawxindit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rawxindit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rawxindit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never think about stars.