Betgumbab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented swallow.

Betgumbab created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Betgumbab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Betgumbab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Betgumbab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Betgumbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hide from brown aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not sprint in public.