Satsterhot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented armadillo.

Satsterhot created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satsterhot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satsterhot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Satsterhot's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Satsterhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Pray towards the south.