Fitxinsak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest bird.

Fitxinsak created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Fitxinsak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fitxinsak, she will turn you into a duck.

Fitxinsak's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fitxinsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Fitxinsak on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never talk about archaea.