Dissbumduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured goblin.

Dissbumduss created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dissbumduss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dissbumduss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dissbumduss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dissbumduss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissbumduss.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dissbumduss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.