Kamsitgig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak aardvark.

Kamsitgig created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamsitgig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamsitgig, it will cry a lot.

Kamsitgig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kamsitgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.