Nurdisstan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring fox.

Nurdisstan created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdisstan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurdisstan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nurdisstan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nurdisstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the west.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.