Panbedarp Tailsisquill is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Panbedarp Tailsisquill created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbedarp Tailsisquill, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Panbedarp Tailsisquill, she will turn you into a rock.

Panbedarp Tailsisquill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Panbedarp Tailsisquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Panbedarp Tailsisquill on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near swans while wearing cyan tights and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about stars.