Motjadhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unjust mouse.

Motjadhin created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Motjadhin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motjadhin, she will turn you into a frog.

Motjadhin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Motjadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed strawberries to goats while wearing kilts.