Mumfetgen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, awesome dragonfly.

Mumfetgen created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfetgen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mumfetgen, she will be very unhappy.

Mumfetgen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mumfetgen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never hop in the presence of shrews.