Yamrigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain wasp.

Yamrigceb created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yamrigceb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yamrigceb, she will not care.

Yamrigceb's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yamrigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.