Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty horse.

Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rawkemyamstignilcinbogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.