Wantarlopwab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced bat.

Wantarlopwab created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantarlopwab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wantarlopwab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wantarlopwab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wantarlopwab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wantarlopwab on top of all buildings.