Rawbimwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise giraffe.

Rawbimwan created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbimwan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawbimwan, he will destroy your home planet.

Rawbimwan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rawbimwan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawbimwan.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Rawbimwan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing orange hats and balancing four gold spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing cyan corsets and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawbimwan.