Zedcadbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able goat.

Zedcadbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcadbeg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedcadbeg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zedcadbeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zedcadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Zedcadbeg loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from red turtles for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.