Hencemdin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil fairy.

Hencemdin created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencemdin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hencemdin, it will turn you into a slug.

Hencemdin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hencemdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing yellow scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.