Kemdobdit is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy
wasp.
Kemdobdit created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemdobdit, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kemdobdit, he will not invite you to parties.
Kemdobdit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Kemdobdit's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not jump in public.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.