Tonktar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish naga.

Tonktar created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonktar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonktar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonktar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tonktar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the east.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not chop down trees.