Dunmindog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless cat.

Dunmindog created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmindog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunmindog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dunmindog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunmindog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four manatees approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Dunmindog.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunmindog.

5. Never think about special relativity.