Rencudyam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited dugong.

Rencudyam created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencudyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rencudyam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rencudyam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rencudyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Rencudyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.