Fasmutsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional squid.

Fasmutsag created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Fasmutsag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasmutsag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fasmutsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fasmutsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Fasmutsag's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about black holes.