Niblanbim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless hyena.

Niblanbim created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Niblanbim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Niblanbim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Niblanbim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Niblanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Niblanbim.