Dinlikmif is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise mongoose.

Dinlikmif created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinlikmif, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinlikmif, it will torture you forever.

Dinlikmif's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dinlikmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never look at stars.