Damtarhub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome chicken.

Damtarhub created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtarhub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Damtarhub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Damtarhub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Damtarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Hide from blue hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.