Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kimjadcatced Mifabbem Mutdittom's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed beans to pigs while wearing dresses.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.