Stragcubstan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind toad.

Stragcubstan created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragcubstan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragcubstan, he will not care at all.

Stragcubstan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stragcubstan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.