Doghugleg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless camel.

Doghugleg created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doghugleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doghugleg, she will turn you into a rat.

Doghugleg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Doghugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Doghugleg first in all things.

2. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing corsets.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to monkeys while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.