Farabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited swallow.

Farabsas created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farabsas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farabsas, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farabsas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Farabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.