Monstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome cobra.

Monstrag created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Monstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monstrag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Monstrag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Monstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.