Nakbissfet is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart centaur.

Nakbissfet created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbissfet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nakbissfet, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nakbissfet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nakbissfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Nakbissfet.

5. Never pour water over plants.