Wadfarkap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able ant.

Wadfarkap created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfarkap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wadfarkap, it will turn you into a goat.

Wadfarkap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wadfarkap's Holy Commandments

1. Wadfarkap loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never sit near swans.