Ganbossdag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever goose.

Ganbossdag created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbossdag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ganbossdag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ganbossdag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ganbossdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. You must love Ganbossdag.

5. Always wear cyan.