Farnbabstan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent zebra.

Farnbabstan created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbabstan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnbabstan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Farnbabstan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Farnbabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.