Gamcimkam Tikdun is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking
snake.
Gamcimkam Tikdun created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gamcimkam Tikdun, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gamcimkam Tikdun, he will destroy your home solar system.
Gamcimkam Tikdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Gamcimkam Tikdun's Holy Commandments1. You must love Gamcimkam Tikdun.
2. Do not eat cherries.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.