Taplanhingig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever jackal.

Taplanhingig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taplanhingig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taplanhingig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Taplanhingig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Taplanhingig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always obey Taplanhingig's priests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.