Dobsterbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish hamster.

Dobsterbarn created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobsterbarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobsterbarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Dobsterbarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dobsterbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dobsterbarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing indigo coats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.

5. Do not chop down trees.