Tithaktad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil lion.

Tithaktad created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tithaktad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tithaktad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tithaktad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tithaktad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of squirrels.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tithaktad.