Kabbasshunsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow cat.

Kabbasshunsis created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbasshunsis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabbasshunsis, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kabbasshunsis' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kabbasshunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never feed bananas to otters while wearing shirts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing white skirts and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.