Wadciphog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud fly.

Wadciphog created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadciphog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadciphog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wadciphog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wadciphog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Always obey Wadciphog's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.