Kipgedfabflis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic mouse.

Kipgedfabflis created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipgedfabflis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kipgedfabflis, it will not invite you to parties.

Kipgedfabflis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kipgedfabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never think about comets.