Nulbidrig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced dolphin.

Nulbidrig created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbidrig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nulbidrig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nulbidrig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nulbidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Nulbidrig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Nulbidrig.