Dobcambig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless finch.

Dobcambig created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobcambig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobcambig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobcambig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dobcambig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dobcambig.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not kill badgers.