Nelhityok is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty dingo.

Nelhityok created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelhityok, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nelhityok, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nelhityok's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nelhityok's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never think about comets.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.