Riglinjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless camel.

Riglinjab created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Riglinjab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Riglinjab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Riglinjab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Riglinjab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Riglinjab loves mice, so they must be honoured.