Padsidomin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage weasel.

Padsidomin created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Padsidomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padsidomin, he will turn you into a dog.

Padsidomin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Padsidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Padsidomin.

2. Run away if seven snakes approach from the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not chop down trees.