Bestfidrut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful ferret.

Bestfidrut created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfidrut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestfidrut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bestfidrut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bestfidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Bestfidrut seven times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.