Didnibdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring skunk.

Didnibdoss created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnibdoss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didnibdoss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Didnibdoss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Didnibdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Didnibdoss loves geese, so they must be respected.