Sanddobsom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying hamster.

Sanddobsom created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddobsom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanddobsom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sanddobsom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sanddobsom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sanddobsom first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.