Cebhamgov is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful alligator.

Cebhamgov created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhamgov, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebhamgov, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cebhamgov's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cebhamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cebhamgov's priests.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never feed lots of bread to frogs while wearing pink shorts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.