Volwabsug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring snail.

Volwabsug created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volwabsug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Volwabsug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Volwabsug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Volwabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Volwabsug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about asteroids.